Ministry: According to an Atheist, a 90s Pop Star and the Pope


The answer to the great question. 

“The Answer to the Great Question… of Life, the Universe and Everything… Is… Forty-two,” (Adams). Though this answers the ultimate question, it falls woefully short of answering the question of how to do ministry. Deciding on a direction though does not need to be as complicated as building a super computer to run calculations for 7.5 million years in order to come up with the number “42” as in Douglas Adam’s classic book “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”. All it takes is reading and applying a book written and compiled over the several thousand years. The ministry philosophy thus exposed is simple: love God, love neighbor. When these two thoughts are developed, worked out into a philosophy their application becomes shockingly clear.



How does someone go about loving God? The answer may vary based upon faith tradition, but within the Judeo-Christian, non-denominational viewpoint it is incredibly clear. Expressing love for God, means spending time with God, studying the Bible, praying, practicing being in the presence of God through prayer. Essentially the spiritual practices that have a vertical focus are the aspects that are how love for the triune God is expressed. Without loving God, it would be impossible as a minister to be faithfully providing ministry to those of a like faith. It would instead become a warped expression of that tradition rather an authentic pursuit. Thus, loving God deeply and well plays into being a competent minister. These practices, while important, should prove to be highly dissatisfactory if practiced without the second half of the philosophy, “Love neighbor.”


90’s pop artist: Vanilla Ice.

The practical expression of loving God is demonstrated by loving one’s neighbor. Against popular practice and belief, loving one another is not theoretical, impractical, unknowable, or abstract. Rather it is quite the opposite being practical, knowable, concrete and responsive. Perhaps the modern American icon Vanilla Ice summed up what this concrete love looks like in his vintage melody Ice, Ice Baby when he chanted, “All right stop, collaborate and listen!” The most universal expression of platonic love is listening. Pope Francis recently said in relation to the ministry of the ear, “It can be boring, crucifying even.” Listening is not limited to quietly sitting in the background essentially eavesdropping on a conversation. True listening is actively engaging in a conversation, seeking to see through the eyes of the other and draw out the truth of that perspective. This listening is selfless love of the other. Self-love does not breed greater care or wiser advice. Selfless love does that.


Pope Francis hearing confession.


The ministry philosophy of loving God and loving others may seem obtuse, but it is the essential baseline for all ministry. As a philosophy for ministry it can be presented as a well-oiled strategy of how to care, facilitate, perform, and advise personnel by being present and available. It is the fuel for or the lens by which ministry is approached. Putting it to work will see the out working of pastoral care and support. It may not answer the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything (or does it?), but loving God and loving neighbor prove to be the most workable baseline for ministry on any platform.


Works Cited

 Adams, Douglas “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”: Serious Productions LLC,      1979.

Vanilla Ice, “Ice Ice Baby”: The Best of Vanilla Ice, SBK Records, 1999.

Pope Francis. “Meeting Pope Francis” June 13, 2016. Accessed: July 17, 2016.

Meeting Pope Francis

Why I Joined the Navy.

Here’s a question for you: Why does a girl who loves wearing skirts and heels join the military? There is a chance this question has already crossed your mind.


Over the past weeks, I am constantly asked three questions when I mention my chosen career path. “Why chaplaincy?” “Why military?” “Why Navy?” Each asked in predictable succession of growing, protective concern. I have been answering these questions verbally, and now I would like to share my motivation in a more formal statement.

The ministry of a chaplain is a ministry of presence. Over the years of my schooling I have always had a unique ability to be present and identify with the daily struggles of people whether it’s homesickness, familial unrest, loneliness or the constant struggle to find meaning. Many pastors and ministers within a specific faith context are uncomfortable “crossing the lines” in order to provide for someone of another faith’s spiritual needs. In this regard, I see myself as uniquely qualified. While I am entirely dedicated to my faith, I always love and embrace the opportunity to minister in a multi-faith context. I consider it the greatest privilege to serve each person, no matter what their faith background. To quote Chaplain Jason DiPinto, “I don’t care whether you’re Baptist, Buddhist or nothing, there is still a lot we can talk about before we talk about religion.” There is always common ground to be found especially in a ministry of presence.

Perhaps the most intimidating part of the military, for an outsider, is the culture. The gap between officer and enlisted seems to be too great a chasm to be crossed. I am inspired by this and embrace the challenge. To some my performance will be measured by my pushups, to others my preaching and pastoral abilities. No matter what unit of measure I am being judged by, I will find a way to adjust myself and exceed the expectations placed upon me. One of my greatest pleasures has always been reaching across the divides. When that means pushups, I will do pushups with a smile, when that means preaching, I will preach with conviction, when that means setting the precedent, I will do exactly that. Whatever it takes to earn the respect of my service members, I will do. Then when the time comes to bear their burdens with them, they will know they have someone they can trust. From the lowest enlisted seaman to the highest ranking admiral, every person needs to be heard and supported through the challenges of life in the military.

One of the Navy’s foremost missions is to project power in support of the other branches of the armed forces. In order to do that, every sailor needs to be mission ready when the time comes. Death, deployment and divorce have been and always will be the premier personal challenges faced by sailors, detracting from mission readiness. This is my calling. In the midst of life’s frustrations and heartbreak, I want to provide my sailors a sounding board, and a confidential place to be heard, so they are prepared when called upon by their chain of command. As a pastor, I would have limited access to members of the armed forces. As a Navy Chaplain, the barriers of where ministry can be done explodes beyond the walls of one church in one town. While I hope to be assigned to an aircraft carrier, whether I am chosen to support the Coast Guard in Astoria, Oregon, the Marines around the globe, or a fleet on Pacific, I am ready to give myself to these service people and their families. Ensuring that they are being ministered to effectively.


Since the very beginning of this journey, I have possessed an ever present conviction that I am moving in the right direction. Not just the right direction, but the only right direction. The challenge of being a chaplain in the United States Navy is the kind of challenge I want. This is what I was born to do and I will keep pursuing it until it is what I do. The challenges and mental exhaustion are inconsequential in comparison to being allowed to do what I have been made to do. This is not just my chosen career, it is my life calling.

Two Bible Readers – An Interpretation


There was a man who said he loved the Bible. He studied the original languages, spent years in seminary working out his theology and even translated entire books of the Bible into English. When he finished his schooling he opened a copy of the New International Version, and threw in across the room in disgust. “Not good enough! This is rubbish!” He ranted.English

Another man said he loved the Bible. A friend of his had given him one many years ago and every morning he would sit down and read it, “I’m not good enough! I’m total rubbish!” he would pray. Then he would go to work and apply what he had read.

Who loved the Bible more?

Two men went up to the temple to pray, one a Pharisee and the other a tax collector. The Pharisee stood and prayed thus with himself, “God, I thank You that I am not like other men – extortioners, unjust, adulterers, or even as this tax collector. I fast twice a week; I give tithes of all that I possess.” And the tax collector, standing afar off would not so much as raise his eyes to heaven, but beat his breast, saying, “God, by merciful to me a sinner!”

I tell you, this man went down to his house justified rather than the other; for everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.

Luke 18:10-14


Two Coffee Drinkers – A Parable

Coffee 1There was a man who said he loved coffee. In the morning, he ground his own beans, brewed the grounds in a special machine at an exact temperature. He took a sip from his handcrafted cup and promptly spat it out, “Disgusting!”

Coffee 2

Another man said he loved coffee. He went to the store and bought a popular brand of pre-ground coffee, put it in his electric coffeemaker, poured it into his cup, took a sip and smiled. Satisfied.

Who loved coffee more?

If Paul Had Been a Fashion Designer…


If the Paul were a fashion designer…

If the apostle Paul had been a fashion designer he would have beat Giambattista Valli to the punch in saying, “The hardest thing in fashion is not to be known for a logo, but to be known for a silhouette.” And he would have said, “Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing,” long before Vogue’s golden boy Alexander Wang.

Being known for cross wearing and Bible carrying is the equivalent of being known for a logo rather than a silhouette. Being known for going to church once a week (or once in a while) is the same as only being fashionable as required rather than as a lifestyle.

Unfortunately Paul’s fashion was demonstrated with a stylus not style so instead he made statements like, “Put on the Lord Jesus Christ and make no provision for the flesh, to fulfill its lusts,” (Rom 13:14a, New King James Version) and many other things more difficult to understand than the bold collections presented at Paris Fashion Week.

In order to appreciate the sayings of Paul it is wise to look into why he wrote, his themes, his contexts, his theologies, his outlines, his vocabulary and all sorts of nerdy things. Diving into these areas helps readers train their ears to hear that his appeal for being set apart from the world is deeper than just a lovely level of behavior. It’s more than a logo emblazoned on a marked up handbag, it’s a silhouette, noticeable close up and far away. It’s the way Christians should dress on their days on and their days off. The trend setters of theology may sell their fashionable wares from the most popular pulpits, but Christians chose a style of living after the most iconic model of all, Christ Jesus crucified.

Let us be known by our silhouette rather than our logo, on our days on and our days off.


Let us be known by our silhouette not our logo.

Selective Love.

Oppression BannerSelective love is favoritism in disguise.

“’You shall love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, and with all your mind.’ This is the first and great commandment. And the second is like it: ‘You shall love your neighbor as yourself.’ On these two commandments hand all the Law and the Prophets” (Mt 22:37-40). Love is emblazoned on every article of clothing, specialty coffee mug, pre-personalized journal and hashtag. Such exposure has not necessarily contributed to societal apathy, but neither has it inspired practical change. Humanity is so easy to love in the abstract. Individuals are where it gets tricky.

Failing to pursue a friendship because you feel intimidated by the other person is selective love. Withholding attentions from someone because you feel superior is selective love. Deciding not to invest in someone’s life because they are just too different from you is selective love. Giving someone more of your time because their style is more appealing than someone else’s is selective love. Only sitting next to people in church who smell descent is favoritism. Hanging out with people who have prettier Instagram pages, hoping to be featured on them, is selective love. Willingly being friends with the oppressed, but refusing to associate with their oppressors is selective love.

Selective love is favoritism in disguise. God hates favoritism.

“My dear friends, don’t let public opinion influence how you live out our glorious Christ originated faith. If a man enters your church wearing an expensive suit, and a street person wearing rags comes in right after him…” (James 2:1-2, The Message) …what is the normal response? Hope that the street person remembered to shower that day and does not sit next to a first time visitor. Greet them? make them feel welcome? Out of the question. Then they might come back! “Haven’t you segregated God’s children and proved that you are judges who can’t be trusted? Listen, dear friends. Isn’t it clear by now that God operates quite differently? He chose the world’s down-and-out as the kingdom’s first citizens, with full rights and privileges. This kingdom is promised to anyone who loves God” (James 2:4-5, The Message).

Selective love is favoritism in disguise. God forgives favoritism.

God alone knows how to perfectly love the oppressed and the oppressor. The abused and the abuser. The feminist and the misogynist. The executors and the executed. The molested and the molester. The broken and the breakers. But I can start by sitting next to the homeless person at church, asking about their story and really listening. I can start by making an effort to befriend the coworker I cannot stand. I can start by consciously serving a group that God loves and I hate. God does not despise small beginnings.

Select to love the unfavorable.

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Loving God Practically.

Loving God Practically

Things are about to get personal. Not inappropriately so, just enough to create a framework. When in seminary full time and working two jobs, time is a precious thing. There are times when what you should do with your time conflicts with what you need to get done with your time. For instance, bodies like to say they need sleep, and brains like to remind that Hebrew homework needs to be finished by tomorrow even if the clock reads 2:13am. Some see such things as a moment of reckoning, when you’re in seminary it’s just routine.

Even in the times that don’t look all that spiritual, when you are just working away because God told you to and you’re not sure why, that is love. That is the most undeniable evidence of love for God that could ever be demonstrated.

“If you love Me, keep my commandments” (John 14:15, New King James Version). These commandments are to love God and others, for sure, they are by no means limited to those categories though (Michaels, 783). These commandments include staying true to the course God has set before you.

Hard work is a tangible way to express your love for God.

Honesty is a tangible way to express your love for God.

Faithfulness is a tangible way to express your love for God.

Practicality gives voice to spirituality. So as you study, as you work, as you parent, as you dream, as you fill out paperwork, as you continue to go to the job you hate, as you continue to live a pure life, as you chose not to lie, as you chose to make the deadlines placed on you, you are simultaneously proclaiming, “I love you, ” to the One who made you. That is how you love God practically.

The New King James Version. 1982. Nashville: Thomas Nelson.

Michaels, J. Ramsey. The New International Commentary on the New Testament: The Gospel of John. Michigan: Grand Rapids, 2010.